January 2009
101 posts
Good time at the Devonshire Cat tonight.
The US President is a Time Lord. He just regenerated: http://ping.fm/EUmpI
The Great Boston Molasses Tragedy http://ping.fm/GLTF7
A FOX News analyst claims the Obamas enjoy “fisting” http://ping.fm/kH4Ao
Reading a review that cites a paper by “Petrelli et al.” My immediate thought turns to “special” people.
I am now full of soup. Like a human tureen, I am.
It’s not every day that something at work EXPLODES!
Didn’t realise it was Chinese New Year. Maybe I will have Chinese food tonight. Perhaps Noodle Inn will deliver.
My brother-in-law IS Mos from “The IT Crowd”!
Good Lord! It’s hot as Hell in that kitchen!
Dear colleagues: MONDAYS. ARE. BACK!
Excellent Burns Supper!
Unimpressed by the selection of single malts at my local Tesco. They used to sell Lagavulin. Damn the closure of my nearest Oddbins!
“There were two sides to that billboard and they both hurt equally.”
“I love the fact that you’re a grandmother!”
“Too bad I retired my cock.”
“You know what your problem is? You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.”
“My daughter is, for lack of a better word, DUMB! How do I stop her menstrual cycle?”
That was confusing. I think the censorious fuckwits at ITV just cut something out.
“This is the bullshit of all bullshit, you scumbag! Ass-kisser!”
I want a cup of tea but I’m too settled to get up.
“Carling know it’s important to check their barley” in order to make their mildly alcoholic, piss-like beverage to sell to the Underclass.
“You really like kissing, don’t you?”
zOMG I have just got back from the pub drunk and “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” is on TV! And it’s the speed dating scene! How perfect is that?!
Apparently, I am a UN peacekeeper http://ping.fm/Mwmvl
Snow Leopard UI http://cubes.fr/6188 (via @chockenberry)
The Evolution of Products http://ping.fm/b59y9
Shocked by how much screentime (the Christian) God got on at the Inauguration. Eat it, Separation of Church and State!
Leader of Free World? Black. Best golfer in world? Black. Fastest racing driver in world? Black. Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.
Letterman’s Top 10 Bush moments http://ping.fm/Ja77B
Satellite imagery of the Obama inauguration http://ping.fm/YT7lH
Yatta! I have finally re-found my sushi rice dressing recipe!
Hint: I’m 30 in May – http://ping.fm/6jlPp
Tribbles! http://ping.fm/7asLw
“Who dies in their own vomit these days?” – Patsy Stone.
“Mozart: special needs kid.” pmsl. O how we miss ye, Linda Smith :’(
Heston Blumenthal: “I don’t consider myself a poncey person.” Really, Heston? REALLY?
No! Wait! We have a new winner: “Little Chef is my life”! rofl
Saddest quote of the century: “My brain is Little Chef-orientated. It has been for thirty years.”
The Little Chef customers on Heston Blumenthal’s programme are like the Yorkshire couple from Catherine Tate. “Dirty, evil bastards!”
I’m wondering what Little Chef Blumenthal’s chef’s had previously been too. IT WAS JUST AS SHIT AS THAT IN THE EIGHTIES!
I love that fact that Heston Blumenthal’s “experimental” kitchen uses laboratory water baths
Shit! People from the North East of England are on Channel4. Why do people from my home region come across as such morons on TV? We’re not!
On tonight’s “Coronation Street” – FIZZ: “He’s been in prison for a while now so he’s probably used to it by now.” ME: “Is ‘it’ anal rape?”
Must resist urge to find out who is the Final Cylon before BSG restarts on Sky1. MUST. NOT. READ. AMERICAN. SCI FI. SITES. >:[]
I’m beginning to wonder what the home lives of the writers of “Eastenders” are like.
Waiting for a colleague to get back to me, then it’s just a single, five-minute job before home time. I’m starving!
Hm. Fan in oven just made disconcerting grinding noise for about 10 s.
Nearly home now. Just left Meadowhall.
Wow! The aforementioned blanker just moved to the other end of the carriage. Extra nice.