December 2008
57 posts
My hair has decided to be embarrassingly mullety today.
Dec 31st
My niece is in a defiant mood today. “Shall we take you coat off now we’re inside?” “No!”
Dec 30th
Mam was called into work at 1 am and is now asleep on sofa with cat
Dec 26th
Had a lovely Christmas Day at my sister’s house.
Dec 25th
Poo! No visual voicemail here again. Do I have a message?Don’t I? Who can say?
Dec 23rd
Funny warm patch in my rucksack: MacBook battery fire?
Dec 22nd
Cramlington nostalgia!
Dec 22nd
BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!
Dec 22nd
This post-watershed episode of “The Simpsons” is definitely post-watershed. I’m a little traumatised myself.
Dec 21st
This PostSecret secret really brought a smile to my face http://ping.fm/sJGHs Merry Xmas to all!
Dec 21st
Modern nativity http://ping.fm/0wJF6
Dec 21st
Watching “Simpsons”. Eating biscuits.
Dec 21st
I particularly like the idea of the elves waiting hand and foot on Mrs. Claus http://ping.fm/Gdbg2
Dec 21st
Urgh! http://ping.fm/fgVNF
Dec 20th
On train back to Sheffield after UK Membrane Traffic
Dec 20th
On train to London for UK Membrane Traffic
Dec 19th
So, Worf from “Star Trek” is now Barack Obama on “Heroes”?
Dec 17th
Presents under the Christmas tree: http://ping.fm/FK59l and http://ping.fm/7TAxc
Dec 17th
Captain Kirk, Commander Riker, Dr. Bashir, Lieutenant Paris: according to Star Trek, the future will be full of womanisers.
Dec 17th
Have finished all my gift-wrapping and there are now pressies under the tree! w00t!
Dec 17th
Good news for gay werewolves http://ping.fm/MbVq0
Dec 17th
Have just seen the new Banardo’s TV ad and was suitably disturbed.
Dec 17th
Bush gets the Ferguson–Beckham treatment http://ping.fm/TevrK
Dec 15th
Cool: http://teenytile.com/
Dec 15th
Plus I never did see the Captain America shield and thusly lost my nerd license
Dec 13th
Then is sucked so much it became just like a pus-dripping syphilitic cunt of a shitfest!
Dec 13th
For the first two thirds of the movie, it rawked so much I nearly sploded
Dec 13th
Let it be known: Filipe Ferreira’s yoghurt cake is the best yoghurt cake in the world ever.
Dec 13th
Just got back from fantastic Portuguese coffee & cake fest @ Filipe & Ana’s. Have eaten nothing but sweets & cakes today & it feels good!
Dec 13th
How could they possibly have cut the “AWIGHT SUNSHOINE!” bit form the Haribo ad?!
Dec 12th
Something about sitting here with the Christmas tree lights makes me want a “small” sherry
Dec 12th
O Christmas Tree! http://ping.fm/Tg4ez
Dec 11th
New corporate logos for the financial crisis http://ping.fm/BC4Sp
Dec 11th
Excellent Christmas gift idea http://ping.fm/I4TRc
Dec 11th
On tram from Station to University. Need to check something on way home. Have nagging feeling plates on bench not in incubator.
Dec 10th
Hey, Star Trek! Why is Riker standing next to Data in an odd position that brings his wang as close as possible to Data’s face?
Dec 8th
Hey, Star Trek! Where do you get off dubbing mini-Guinan’s voice for the entire episode of “Rascals”?
Dec 8th
Hey, Star Trek! Where do you get off “inventing” a new nucleic acid to “explain” how Picard et al. get turned into kids by the transporter?
Dec 8th
What the fuck do my upstairs neighbours keep dropping on their floor tonight?
Dec 7th
Hockey Mom Tip of the Day: leftover fish pie and a glass of Chardonnay make an excellent Sunday evening meal.
Dec 7th
My innuendometer is now broken thanks to this http://ping.fm/mdQLA
Dec 6th
Bleak.
Dec 6th
These images of teddy bears in space are weirdly beautiful http://ping.fm/3w05Y
Dec 5th
Had forgotten what a ludicrous pageant the opening of parliament was.
Dec 4th
Last time I saw David Starkey on This Week he was advocating non-democratic monarchy. Now for US-style democracy.
Dec 4th
Urgh! URGH! http://ping.fm/1a42f NSFW
Dec 4th
Today in 1961 the contraceptive pill was made available on the UK National Health Service.
Dec 4th
Love the unexpected consequence of Claire losing her powers in “Heroes”
Dec 2nd
Chicken and almond soup: good. Very good!
Dec 2nd
Oh dear. LOLsharks. NSFW. http://ping.fm/XCONG
Dec 1st